Why Must You Tell My Mother?

Dear Peregrin,

I had such a funky dream last night!

I dreamt that my teacher in my art class taught all of my classes at school. I don't think much of him. It was PE and we were playing some game with eggs and a measuring cup. I said out loud "how do we play" and a girl said throw it at someone's back. So I threw it at someone I knew, Vincent, in the back, (he's not a close friend), and it stabbed him in the neck and he bled. He started wincing and whining and I sat in the corner and watched but wasn't disappointed in myself and wasn't crying either, I didn't care.

So then I ask my teacher to take me to get my tongue and lip each pierced twice. We go, and then my friend Diana's mom takes me to the mall to get smaller rings. Diana brought her cat with her in the car (she doesn't have a cat in reality) and when we got to the mall her mom held it. Somehow I ended up with my art teacher there and Diana and her mom got out of the picture. I wasn't sure where to go to buy what I wanted because I do not like the mall. We went in and after a few minutes I realized we were back at the entrance and I said to my teacher "wait I wanted to buy something" and he said, "oh, right, leaving after only 7 minutes would be pointless."

So we went inside and I found some smaller lip rings but I got in trouble somehow and I can't recall how but it was really bad. He said we should leave and "figure this out" with my mom. I didn't care really. I was just annoyed he was going to bring it to my mom. So we got to my house, and he waited for my mom to get home from work, and I sat in my room and talked to my brother on the Internet. The next thing I know my mom walks in my room. She says did your teacher leave? And I thought "wow how did she know he was here" and I said he usually leaves before you come home (which is funny because he only came to my house to tell my mother I made trouble) So she said "oh."

Then I realized my teacher is standing at the doorway at the corner of my eye and he walks in and says "I would like to discuss something with you" to my mom. So they leave my room smiling and laughing and went off to discuss it. Then I realize my brother is in my room sitting on my bed. I said to him "mom is a cunt face," and he agreed with me.

I left my room to see where my mom and my teacher went and in the room next to me they were in bed together!! My teacher was lying down and my mother was with him giving him very sexual looks. I turned around immediately and was disgusted and when I got back to my room I said ray come here and go down the hallway. So he did and he saw them and was disgusted too. The dream ends with me and my brother in my room sitting around thinking bad of our mom and my art teacher.

That's all of it. thanks for helping me through these trying times with awkward dreams.

Jesser

Nursing Test

Hi there,

My name is Moya from Corl Ireland and I am a a nurse. Graduating my refresher course and taking the boards in the summer. My dream was a teacher was giving me back a test her name is Brenda. It seemed like a good feeling i remember laughing and being in good spirits. We took a mock nclex on the 17th april. What could this mean?

Moya

Alien Teacher

Hello Peregrin,

Can you give me some idea about the meaning of this dream I had this morning right before I woke up. Thank you for your time

I had a dream like I've never had before. I was living in a home that had a large glass window as wide as the wall. As I was standing in the livingroom, I saw a hugh flying saucer so very clearly in every detail and it seemed so real. It was heading right into my livingroom.

I saw an alien in one of the other rooms while I was in another part of the house. One of the aliens was doing something to me waiving his hands up and down to try to paralize me, but his magic didn't work on me. I was awake and alert during the whole thing. He was very nice and I could feel his affection towards me. The aliens had like a human flesh color and were not scary looking. They did not seem to have those big eyes normally displayed on them in pictures.

There seems to have been a woman that came with him, but she looked more human. A tall, thin woman with short black waivy hair who was like an instructor.

There was a group of us listening to their lectures. I was sitting like on a bunk bed or on a seat that was up high. I looked down and saw that one of the aliens dropped something. As we were all leaving, I went over to pick it up. It was a letter to me. I knew this because I took peecks inside to see what it was. It was a real nice letter to me about all my good qualities and that I was a good person, etc. It was a love letter.

There was a wedding. I was part of the wedding ceromony. Like I was a bridesmaid. I had a partner. I had to follow him because I didn't know what I was suppose to do or where I was suppose to stand. The wedding seemed to already be in progress.

Thank you for whatever light you can shed on this very foreign dream.

Mary